We're totally shipping you and our mugs right now.

Shipping anywhere in the U.S. is just $5.99 for one mug or a flat $6.99 for as many mugs as you can fit in your cupboard. (International shipping is only $9.99 for one mug; just $11.99 for two or more.)

SnarkMugs are all small batch, custom items. They leave the warehouse within five business days in most cases, and then standard shipping times apply based on your location...typically three or four days. (International shipping will take longer, natch.)