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I've Seen Things

I've Seen Things

This is my resting decaf face.

This is my resting decaf face.

I Drink Coffee So I Won't Have to Cut a B!#¢$

I Drink Coffee So I Won't Have to Cut a B!#¢$

Fill to line to process idiots

Fill to line to process idiots

nerd shit rules

nerd shit rules

Mute

Oh, you're an ENFJ? I'm an OMFG/STFU

Oh, you're an ENFJ? I'm an OMFG/STFU

You have captured the caffeine!

You have captured the caffeine!

Part of the Problem

Part of the Problem

Coffee is Bae

Sweet 'Stache

You ARE the father!

You ARE the father!

Hey, Dad. Thanks for being there all the times I needed you least.

Hey, Dad. Thanks for being there all the times I needed you least.

Dad, thanks for making everything a competition

Dad, thanks for making everything a competition

I drink coffee instead of milkshakes...

I drink coffee instead of milkshakes...

For you, Dad. Because of you I'm not a stripper.

For you, Dad. Because of you I'm not a stripper.

Dad, I know you thought I never listened to you.

Dad, I know you thought I never listened to you.

I see you like to use party as a verb.

I see you like to use party as a verb.

one cup, two cup, three cup, f*#@ up

one cup, two cup, three cup, f*#@ up

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