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Caffeine FTW

Coffee is Bae

Crappy Airport Gift

Crappy Airport Gift

Dad, I know you thought I never listened to you.

Dad, I know you thought I never listened to you.

Dad, thanks for making everything a competition

Dad, thanks for making everything a competition

Employed!

F*^& This Day

FACT: Pumpkin Spice was kicked out of the band for being so BASIC

FACT: Pumpkin Spice was kicked out of the band for being so BASIC

Fill to line to process idiots

Fill to line to process idiots

For you, Dad. Because of you I'm not a stripper.

For you, Dad. Because of you I'm not a stripper.

Hey, Dad. Thanks for being there all the times I needed you least.

Hey, Dad. Thanks for being there all the times I needed you least.

I drink coffee instead of milkshakes...

I drink coffee instead of milkshakes...

I Drink Coffee So I Won't Have to Cut a B!#¢$

I Drink Coffee So I Won't Have to Cut a B!#¢$

I see you like to use party as a verb.

I see you like to use party as a verb.

I'm kind of a nobody around here

I'm kind of a nobody around here

I've Seen Things

I've Seen Things

If you love something set it free. Except coffee.

If you love something set it free. Except coffee.

It's My Way Or the Bye, B!#¢$

It's My Way Or the Bye, B!#¢$

MUGH.

Mute

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